Uf gozal.

The book I am meant to be quoting is floating along the sandy beach, wet pages being turned by musical waves singing...
Uf gozal
chatoch et haShamayim
tus le'an she'bah lechah. shebashebalecha...:)

Some things just have to wait in line to be quoted. For now, know that there are 800 million axons in your body.

i am tired and sandy and have so much to say but it'll all have to wait till tomorrow. g'night lucky sleeperheads

(pretty, but also scratchy and itchy like my brain)

"When you go through life, whatever be your goal
keep your eye upon the donut, and not upon the hole."

Meet Prof.

on opinions that turn to facts, Jews have no mechanical or electrical skills at all- it's the fault of our race. Rhinoplasti were invented by the rhinos in Africa.

on BioPsych, When we wake, our brains are being fed by our livers. mmmmm.

on life, The world to come is waiting for you.

on love, When you fall in love, your heart will go boom or something.

and most importantly, Is the moon really made of green cheese?

cracked(pun intended)

After covering the basic street drugs and their specific effects, one bright classmate raises her hand to ask,
"Prof., but what's that drug where you tie a rubberband around your arm and then stick a needle in?"
"What?! It's any drug that you inject!"
"No, that I know. But what's that drug where you tie a rubberband and then you stick a needle in???"

uh, ye, hokey.

Sweetbreads are not brain,

they're pancreas :')