Profoundly Duh.

Playing classical music while pregnant breeds higher IQ's in the child born.
Duh. Which DUM parent plays classical music while pregnant?

The answers we get depend on the questions we ask.

Figures don't lie, but liars can figure. Fine, I like:)

A lie in print is still a lie.

2/3 of smokers die.
mmmmm.
Cuz 100% of everbody else ends up withering somehow...
and here you've iproved your chances for survival by a third...